Land of Ocelots and Solitude

Welcome to the Olive Artist's blog here is where I will post a lot of stuff about my life and stuff I like. Witch of Time. Prospit Dreamer. ~Olive Artist

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kimpissable:

michaxl:

when ur mom yells at u for something u didnt do

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itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

askscientistcarlos:

tenchinkaijin:

askscientistcarlos:

Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.

False

Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

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"Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!"

whateverstop:

romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes

THANK you.

ayaanamis:

Lately there has been a lot of cisphobia, heterophobia, and reverse racism here on Tumblr.com, which makes me sad. I decided to make a petition to make these things illegal, here on tumblr. 

The petition is here, please sign if you have a heart. 

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

godsandlittlefishes:

we could try renaming romeo and juliet “mercutio laughing at all these goddamn straight people” and see if anyone notices

catalystofthesoul:

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

never think about what your cat would say